Song Parodies -> Sex OnThe House Top
"Up On The House Top (Christmas)" Based on the performance by Traditional, Gene Autry
"Sex OnThe House Top" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
I'm sure a lot of people here have thought about having sex on top of a roof, or on a "house top" at least once.
Sex on the housetop brassiere falls,
Girlfriend sucks my dick and balls.
To the adult store for some toys,
Sex on the roof is too much noise.

OH, Ho, Ho, Bitch let's go,
OH, Ho, Ho, Bitch can go.
Sex on a housetop, high heels click,
Down in the couchie with old Saint Dick.

Fishnet stockings look good on JILL,
Oh dear, I'm gonna bone her well.
Slob on my knob what a big surprise,
One big cumshot in her eyes.

OH, Ho, Ho, bitch let's go,
OH, Ho, Ho, bitch can go.
Sex on a housetop, high heels click,
Down in the couchie with old Saint Dick.

Next comes the pounding of friend of JILL's,
Oh just see what a glorious thrill.
Here I'll slam her while she's on her back, after
Sex--game fetish, and a whip that cracks.

OH, Ho, Ho, bitch let's go.
OH, Ho, Ho, bitch can go.
Sex on a housetop, high heels click,
Down in her couchie with old Saint Dick.
This is not a song to be singing in public.
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Andrew Woodard - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Between the two of us we probably have enough material to put out a christmas album that would rival Bob Rivers!
Daunte Lapree Carter - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha, Ha. You do and that's for sure. Now, I'm working on recordings to go with my parodies which do not have a recording. I think the holiday songs may no go well with the conservative views.
MIKE - March 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - April 12, 2024 - Report this comment
BETWEEN THE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OF PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MATERIAL 2 PUT OUT @ CHRI$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$TM@$$$$$$$$$$$ @LBUM THat would rival bob rivers ha ha youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu do and that's 4 sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now i'm working on recordings 2 go with parodies which do not have a recording i think the holiday songs may no {xxxxx} t go well with the consertative views

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