Song Parodies -> A Teen Guy's Version Of The 12 Days Of Christmas
"12 Days Of Christmas" Based on the performance by Traditional
"A Teen Guy's Version Of The 12 Days Of Christmas" Parody by xmasrebel88
On the first day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A boner and a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Three clever fingers, two French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Four moist lips, three clever fingers, two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my girlfriend modeled for me
Five black lace thongs, four moist lips, three clever fingers, two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Six topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
seven cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave modeled for me
eight string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my girlfriend gave to me
nine naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear trea
On the tenth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Ten tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
11 erotic movies, 10 tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
12 hours of sex, 11 erotic movies, 10 tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree!
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