Gary had a brittle mam.
Brittle mam, brittle mam.
Gary had a brittle mam,
Her knees went nights ago.

Every cent that Gary spent,
Gary spent, Gary spent,
Every cent that Gary spent,
Went on a placebo.

Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Pill he'd pay, pill he'd pay.
Three dollars every pill he'd pay.
Rich was the store, the fool.

He made a chilling expose'.
Expose', expose'.
He made a chilling expose'.
Aphrodisiac pills?!!!