Song Parodies -> Pixie
"Dixie" Based on the performance by Traditional
"Pixie" Parody by Johnny B Baade
Fuck all of the clowns in the land of cotton
Whole slime place should be forgotten
Go away, go away
Please secede Dixieland!

In Dixieland the chicks make love with corn
The guys fuck mom after they're born
Go away, go away
Please secede Dixieland!

Wish we were shed of Dixie
Away! Away
In Dixieland you'll find the Grand
Wizard dressed like a pixie
Away! Away!
To marbles mouths in Dixie

Old Tom Delay appeared a true believer
Really he's a gay receiver
He's so gay, he's so gay
In his face Dixie gland

He's like a shortstop who bends for a grounder
As he takes a forty-pounder
All the way, all the way
And he tastes Mitch's gland

Wish we were shed of Dixie
Away! Away
In Dixieland, base of the Grand
Old Party, bunch of thick thieves
A neigh, a neigh
Where girls make it with thick steeds

Their pols are goons, and they are far from clever
Take Joe Wilson and Jeff Sessions
Couple A-holes and they
Bray for this racist land

Coked dimwit didn't help the Southern heartland
Playing as if he were a part
Of this strange, can't explain
And deranged Dixieland

Wish we were shed of Dixie
Away! Away
In Dixieland you'll find the Grand
Wizard sucking pols' dicks, he's
Thought great, this place
This place blemished our hist'ry
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