Song Parodies -> Hello Candida (Explicit)
"Hello Operator" Based on the performance by The White Stripes
"Hello Candida (Explicit)" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
I hope that you're always hot (Candida)
there be trouble ahead
They're dead there
but there ain't no way in here (Candida)
I'll be nice to you, taking you away like John Wayne Bobbitt
he choked Lorena, but I hope I don't choke you

Speaking to me like Catherine Tate
you're nice
I wanna fuck you in my bed
If I add U to my list, I smack my bishop

You're the great tradition
oh, the Welsh tradition
I wanna lick you, Candida

If you behave like that
there's always freedom


if there's trouble ahead, then I'll go
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