Song Parodies -> Teen Pin-Up
"Disarm" Based on the performance by The Smashing Pumpkins
"Teen Pin-Up" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Teen pin-up looks so cute
I know I hide away her tears
cos I fucking know how, to wither away and suffer my eyes

Yum, yum, my bodies retch
Yum, yum, my bodies retch

I used to watch something bad
(on Disney or BBC 2)
where I am is nothing to do
(my guy)
I see this get fucked from you (you)
my sight is the one that binds you

Teen pin-up is so fat
i'm trying to wash my asshole
Burnin' from my eye and I never see who I highlight

Yum. yum, my eyes are dim
Yum, yum, my eyes are dim

Dim, dim, dim, dim ARRRRRGH

I used to watch Swedish shit
on my own TV screens
what I deserve is fuckin' high
(I nowhere see)
from where I am is ready

The same old shit I need to high (my own eyes are 5 yrs old)
I want to see where I going up (I love my mummy so bloody high)
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