Song Parodies -> Love Notions Towards A Swine
"Love Potion Number Nine" Based on the performance by The Clovers
"Love Notions Towards A Swine" Parody by South Park Al
based on the south park episode "elephant makes love to a pig"
i had a science project that was due
i found a subject that was quite taboo
i've got the pig but i must go out and find
an elephant...who...has
love notions toward a swine

i found a pachyderm of the right sex
the pig was watching his trunk muscles flex
the beast acted calm till she showed him her behind
that elephant...has...got
love notions toward a swine

she bent down and turned around and gave him a wink
that elephant got nervous and he started to shrink
she's fine, that little swine....good god, her skin sure is pink
he held her close
he starts to rise
he smells her stink

he didn't know if he could last all night
he started humping her with all his might
he backed off a bit when he heard her start to whine
that elephant...has...got
love notions toward a swine
love notions toward a swine
love...notions...toward...a...swine
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 23, 2022 - Report this comment
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