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Song Parodies -> Chokin' On A Calypso

"Wicked Garden" Based on the performance by Stone Temple Pilots
"Chokin' On A Calypso" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno

Can you like those Calypso's
Can I buy those online
I wanna eat those dunkin' doughnuts, oh I got tomorrow
Cuz i'm 22, so Texan right now I know the Calypso is for me

Can you see which way is up
Can you guide me into sex cheats

Can I see just like Frank Skinner Can I explode you into a Disney Can you check me into Cedars-Sinai
Can't I be so nice, nice, nice,

(MUFFLED VOICE): Shut up

Shut, shut, shut, shut
shut the fuck up, all U native Texans
shut, shut, shut
shut up about Texan presidents Yeah

Can I tear my own life
Can I see where's my gun
I wanna shoot some pigeons in Weezer vests
sing them 'Suzanne'
Cuz i'm 17, so fuckin' light year I hope I set me on fire

Could I say 'fuck you up'
Could I say 'am I bovvered'
Could I say that i'm Asian nor Indianese
Could I be a lady boy
or am I just f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fucking German tonight

Thank you

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