Follow them into my backside just like Rosa Parks
cos I know why they're leading beyond my riverbed
please tell me, that if they're tired now
I see my whacking breeds

Oh no
not another pair
Oh no
there she was
up in my asshole, asshole's fine, sunshine's wind
Here we go

I've shagged myself today
with Candida
I've played some 60s shit over my Iphone
I've been having a bad eyesight today
helping my new shit

Follow me into the Aussie outback of fit girls I always know cos thousands of them maybe fucking with my red hand
I need a cello, please
kiss myself and kiss herself, I got you up my ass

I've shagged myself today
help me, if you please
I had myself a lunch
I'm choking on my spinal tap
I've been so great today with Candida
Didn't I meet me again

It's just somethin' I forget
Drinkin' Bacardi as I pop
it's just a reader in my head
this I'll forget

Morning has risen and I know why I'm just so stressed today
i'm only knowing that times were hard
I had a reading in my bedroom walls

I've shat myself tonight
did I cry again
Oh, like a small child
I've shat myself around
this ideal hundred years

Oh no
now I've gone
in my areas of faith
I've gone
up in the bed

Oh my
sunshine
you are mine
I ain't gin

I've shat myself tonight
in bed with Candida
I need some help with me now just to renote my DVD player
I hope you're bad enough
did I cry for help
oh shit
did I cry for help