(VERSE 1)
Hello What Freaks, my name is Pussy Assrocket And The Porno and I love to fuck with my dick

I play with it all morning long until i'm 88
I grab a girl down on the floor, and she's fucking nude
I ask her to chew it
This girl is Briana Banks, she's hot

(MESSAGE):
Hello, it's Briana Banks here, just wanted to say that I be at the home of sexual parodist Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
well, here goes, fucks a lot
(BEEP)

Well I have a breakfast of wee and brunette's tits
I think of how I must look for Briana
if I show her my breakfast, she gets fucking upset
and I have a big penis, which is 90,0000 feet long
I take Briana
oh, yes, I take Briana
and let her see my room

Briana, do U wanna see

(BRIANA): What is this

This is my bedroom

(BRIANA): Is there anywhere I can take my kit off

Yes, on my bedroom wall

(BRIANA): Thanks a lot

I go in the bathroom and take my kit off
I wash my penis and make it 376,000000 years wide
I feel cross about music in my room
oh, Briana is playing 'Disarm' off that Smashing Pumpkins CD Siamese Dream
and i'm upstairs, waiting for her

Hi, Briana, i'm Pussy Assrocket And The Porno

(BRIANA): Hello, and thnx for letting me be in yer bedroom

Let's do a porno

(BRIANA): Yes, go on

Right

(VERSE 2):
I've just shown Briana my penis and she says that she loves it

Oh, I now get time to touch her tits n' ass
and afterwards, it's my pussy

Hello

(BRIANA MAKES SEXUAL NOISES):
Ah yeah, come on, give it to me, U fucking piece of ass
Now, where's your cock

(ME): Briana, it's here

(BRIANA): Ah shit, here it is

(BRIANA): mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, ah yeah

I leave my room and Briana's up there cryin'

(BRIANA): Where are U, oh God for the fuckin' last time, I say where are U

oh
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo