Song Parodies -> If I Have A Bomb
"If You Have To Ask" Based on the performance by Red Hot Chili Peppers
"If I Have A Bomb" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
You might be wondering
if I taste yummy
but there's secrets in my veil
I love to fuck those 27,000 blondes in my bed
like 'ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah'
I fancy having a poop when I come round

But If I have to shit
don't stick around, my sexy ass
my sexy ass has got me in the BBC roundabout
I won't give a (yeah) about Rush Limbaugh
even though I snogged him in 2003

Give me direction
Give me erection
Eat it up, this shit's for you
Hey moose-fuckers
what's that sexy shite
Megan Fox off Transformers is having a toilet wee-wee
I'm going to see her
right now

(PUSSY ASSROCKET AND THE PORNO);
Wow, I really can't believe it, it's Megan Fox off Transformers
mind if I fuck you up

(MEGAN FOX SAYS):
What's fuck you up

Oh, intercourse

I gather you've just examined your tootsie roll

Yes

(MEGAN FOX SAYS):
Hello again, i'm now butt naked so let's fuck

(BEDROOM DOOR OPENS):
Megan, ready

Yeah
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