I am in love with my sister
Her name is Samantha
she's only 22, and is cute with a Cincinnati accent
she says that she wants to fuck me
but hey, that's not looking bad
Samantha, I wish I tell you so, shut the (TOILET FLUSH) up

I believe there's a record collection in my stack of shite
filled with her CDs in HMV
which are Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Metallica, and early Nirvana
You're so pretty, I could die
let's fuck together in my bed
I have a bra
which you can play Queen songs with
which I believe, there's no 'Fat Bottomed Girls'

Samantha
you're 22
Samantha
let me put you in the IRA
Samantha
let's crack some shite

Goodbye