Song Parodies -> The Napster Song
"Napster Sucks A Uzi" Based on the performance by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
"The Napster Song" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
This is my Napster song, I hope I like it
because of all, I trust you much as I can do
Napster sucks more than Itunes or Spotify

I got to change and everybody's gone right
Everyone is uploading Soundgarden
don't hold back, don't go backwards
In my time, you be as free
and everything I see is like saying 'does my bum look big in this'
I better had 4,000 parodies on What Freaks

Napster sucks, Napster sucks
(don't repeat it, you Hungarian) Napster sucks, Napster sucks (cried last week, hurt me inside)
Are I lame to be on
that daft refectionery
do I think it's free to upload songs from Pink, Def Leppard, or Foo Fighters
or see archive shows from Beastie Boys or Jimi Hendrix
don't do that, I kick myself

Napster sucks, Napster sucks
(do I Napster before I wake)
Napster sucks, Napster sucks
(do I see, do I funk)
Hoping to change the industry of life
(not since Metallica V. Napster)

Oh
Napster sucks
oh
Napster sucks more than Itunes

we're saying that Napster sucks
we're saying that Napster sucks
we're saying that Napster sucks
we're saying that Napster sucks

Oh
do I have to say the Napster thing
4,215 times a week
do I have to say to you 'I love Itunes
but don't download this REM song'

So I care to be strong
it's like 'Ballroom Blitz' only with angst
Have I seen Napster or called it Itunes
hey, whatever
I never stop at my Itunes, like it's big and huge
Napster, what do I say

Napster sucks, Napster sucks
(do I need to say thus anymore)
Napster sucks, Napster sucks
(oh, this has been the Napster song)

Hello, thank you, goodbye to Napster people

Yeah, up yours Napster
yeah, talking to you
i'm going home

La-dee-da-da-la-loobie
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