She comes from Leeds, loves her boobies
she licks her ass during Dad's Army
that's what I used to do, something I know
She tells me that her dad was an arsehole
I love arseholes, they're so hot and so funny
I said no, but in 1997
I said
'I wanna see grief-stricken people I wanna see what I wanna see wanna dance the fucking night away'
well, oh yes
I see where you can

I see there is no rhyming
I see there is Britpop backwards well, holy shit
I see i'm only 32, and she's 18 and redette
I wanna, wanna rape her now
I say
'I wanna come from fucking Bradford'
'I wanna come from Bradford, don't I see'
wanna sleep with fucking Bradford
and that's the end of it all

Ah

I wanna sex up that Cheryl Cole as she's Geordie, I think I've shagged her
ever since 17.5.2010
I wanna fuck that Lady Gaga
she's so pretty I could die
I see
'I wanna live from bloomin' Leeds I wanna live in anything I see'
wanna shut my fucking mouth up and drink, shag, and screw
because there's f all to do
NME, I don't fuck you

Wanna sex that Cheryl Cole right now
Wanna sex that Cheryl Cole right now

Oh la la la la la
N-N-N-Now ooh