There is a woman
I've seen on TV
Television X that is, isn't counting money
Angel Long, Angel Long, I hope I be nice to her
shaggin' her senseless
though keep that a secret
(CONGRATULATIONS)

I seen the start of something horrid nor horrible
May not be brill
but oh, drives me insane
(I'M HOME)

Makin' these up as we go along Giving a shit about The Strokes' Last Nite
I remember when that was out
this shit came home and fancied me
Oh, I've seen it far away
oh I remember her

(ANGEL LONG);
Hi, i'm Angel Long, i'm 22 and haven't I got some shit for you
Here goes

(PERSON):
Who's this

(PERSON # 2):
It's Angel Long

oh yeah, off that what'choomercallit, Television X

(PERSON # 2):
Angel Long

(PERSON):
Come on in, and let's begin
(PERSON # 2): Yeah come on

I've made Angel come round my house
packin' shit and readin' that I don't mind
Welcome to my house, Angel
let's smash my front door in
and till 5pm, that'll be

(PERSON # 2); Vom-vom-bleurrrrrggh

Angel, are yer going to be ill
(PERSON # 2): Yeah, just about
Bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh

And there I go
another song I know
time to pack up and shut la fuck up now
Fuck all