Song Parodies -> Why Has My Old Man Gone Asleep
"Where Have All The Cowboys Gone" Based on the performance by Paula Cole
"Why Has My Old Man Gone Asleep" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep, asleep

How old do U think I am to ever give a shit
I took a shrine at my dad when he won't let me listen to Beck

I go shit on the transport, well he go shit himself
where have my glasses today
where is my Playboy now
where is this shitting dad
where have all the dads gone on
In '77 he saw The Who play in London, said they sounded big
I aim for the toilet in his Lexus whilst he can go watch VH1 shite

I used to know my dad, he died on my lap

Where is my happy birthday
where is my guilty pleasure
where has all the dads gone on
I go and think about my dad tonight
he's the one who in 1995 arrested me
(no, no, no, n-n-n-n-no)

I took a sip of piss in my Bacardi it tasted real bad
I thought I was playing Odelay for my dad but no it's The Who

I go kiss my nanny's ass
I go (BLEEP) myself

where is my Beck CD
where is my Quadrophenia
where is his Pixies CD
where have all the dads gone on
where is his war bookings
where is his BBC programme
where is this shitting booking
where is this healthy ending
where have all my dads gone wrong

Oh
yippe I, yippe yay
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