Cut my Take That CD into 44 bits
this isn't Gary Barlow
suffered from boyband, I shag myself if I hear Robbie Williams

This isn't Gary Barlow

There is 2 ways I can't stand about boybands, boybands, who give a shit too
and pleased about where I fucked my brother
2 Italians of self, oh where I begin on sexual intercourse

Cos I'm loving my wife
kissing my bum
losing my ass like Keanu Reeves I'm not fine, i'm not tight so start growing up
or I shit on my Oasis tickets

I was upset when Robbie Williams left
made me wanna rape my stepfather
take his clothes off and i'm better than Ezra
new music of 2011 is shite, if I loved ABBA

Cos i'm giving a shite, losing my tights
pleasing myself like never before kissing my buns, i'm 67
wasn't I sacked from Abergavenny
nothing's alright, nothing is ruined
i come to me like David Blaine

I can't run
I can't shag
hide away, everything in this shite

Cut away from rubbish boybands this isn't Gary Barlow
suffered boyband, Mancunian
don't do a crap if I given my verdict
was it bad or was it best, if I can bite myself now
ABBA's still Swedish shite
new religion isn't bad, like i'm not again Marcy Playground

cos i'm needing a wee, pissing myself
was I best at connected rounds
Into my eyes, going shite
eating porn like never before
i am OK, i am very OK Computer
I ran at you at Brian Wilson

Right
Right
Right now
now, you're shite

Shite