Song Parodies -> Cemetery Gays
"Cemetery Gates" Based on the performance by Pantera
"Cemetery Gays" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Hello, hello
are you speaking next to me
closure is no luck
(put revenge behind me)
losing is no fucking deal, left in my misery
young one, young one
may I fuck you
hope you're clean and safe
just before I wash my Bob Marley
(GUITAR SOLO):
Der-der-nang-der-der-dang-diddly-der
YEAH
Der-der-dang-der-dang-dang

Away I were
(I eaten my own pride)
it is just a 25 sack of shit
Oh
Oh no I don't
We're just giving a fuck
(and so are my cemetery gays)

Young one, young one
may I butt-fuck you
it ain't 1997 anymore
there I do nothing, put revenge in me
Lost my souls at B&Q
oh where the fuck are you
I am lost without you now
Irritated me

I tried just to find
the motherfucking nonce
I took LSD in my mum's Ford Mondeo (fucked it all away)
I was alive, I was dead (partying in my bum)
I mind you between me
All alone like where are I now

I was gay until
I had turned 16
about time I sexed my girlfriend Setting the scene
Please will you leave me alone
Until I lose my

Strength

Young one, old one
is this Eric Morcambe
off this Morcambe & Wise
put readers behind me
lost in my revenge for 76 nights (I weren't so fucking untold)
There was a gap I remember

Bye for nowhere tonight
I won't unhold my girlfriend's ass I was gay in my High School months
Oh dearly Lord, I was too young to fold
Gay is the world and I point at

Gays
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