Song Parodies -> Beckoning
"Becoming" Based on the performance by Pantera
"Beckoning" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
I've found the love that's still up my ass
perhaps, anyway my lines aren't yet so fit

I won't eat me, fuck me, love me anytime of day
staring at me as if I were rude opening you
I wasn't sexual, I wasn't bad

I'm running
(i'm hoping)
Beckoning

I'll be sore-eyed
sore-eyed

These times I hated were so freaky
pick me as your girl and I will fuck you up

I am sleazy, bit grungey, bit boring
staring at sometime of day like Elton John
I ain't Russian or Chinese, I ain't Bosnian

I'm running
(fucking hired)
i'm beckoning
(wanna listen)
i'm running now
(enjoy this shite)
i'm beckoning
(your arses)

i'm god's pies

God's pies

Yeah

I'm raging
(like a speed of shit)
i'm hoping that'll I like me
I'm 15
(16 in May)
i'm talking

rubbish

rubbish

Yes

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