Song Parodies -> I'm A British Porn Star
"Rock N' Roll Star" Based on the performance by Oasis
"I'm A British Porn Star" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
I live my life up in Bradford
in a Premier Inn because the last one was so ill I get me some computer time opening up a few joints of shit because i been partying until 7pm I live my eyes until I'm 8 throwing fits like Hallie Berry I axe my dream like Adolf Hitler more like Adobe Flash Player so I live my dreams in 1894 people are mad in where I were, dreaming of lifes back in Leeds Goodnight, i'm a British porn star I had my first porno debut back in September 2001 when I was just a 22-yr-old fit bird There is blondes up in Bradford, I get stoned up in Leeds So I thought it weren't in me I eat my eyes and gulp my bulls Heaven knows i'm miserable now I just sing some Morrissey/Marr Just don't binge like I used to do I think it'll draft my Yes obsession tonight, i'm a frickin' porn star I am masturbating in HMV, then I do the same thing in Argos next time I got busted for smoking my Argos card there used to be Virgin Records Just dream of me and my HMV I thought I spiralled out of HMV to go to Bradford next week I just bring it in down in my Beeb Haven't I heard about my masturbating I just found it 5 weeks later I ate my shit at BP Connect then stopped off for a shit I please Johnny Cash to fuck me up 'Ring Of Fire' is in my ears tonight, i'm a british porn star Tonight, i'm a British porn star Just because I dream of me Hoppin' I hitchhike tonight as a joke is that HMV is that HMV is that HMV is that HMV Your Vote Counts
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