Song Parodies -> Candy The Redlipped Hooker
"Rudolf The Rednosed Reindeer" Based on the performance by misc
"Candy The Redlipped Hooker" Parody by Sean Zamorano
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Candy the redlipped hooker,
Gave her customers some blows!
And if you ever fucked her,
She would shit all on your clothes.

All of the other hookers,
Wouldnt share their fuckin crack.
And if she started beggin,
She would get a punch and smack!

Then one rainy Brooklyn day,
Her pimp came to say!
Candy with your lips so bright,
Wont you suck my dick tonite!

When all the johns had fucked her,
Her pimp shouted out with glee!
Candy the red lipped hooker!
Your fuckhole is history!



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MIKE - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
YES
MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
IT'S RUDOLPH NOT RUDOLFF
MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
MARCH MADNESS 2000 PERFORMMED BY BREEZY EVAFLOWIN
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