(MESSAGE):
Warning! what you are about to hear contains 5,0000 swearing and rude sound effects
Please enjoy

In the lobotomy, where I still be found
your gunshot did make frustration
If I kick a gun, make sure it don't run
like this girl's gonna run amok
Making this girl sick deep inside of me
though I don't remember where I am
Sexiness is even more better than bling
Are U ready for life, then it's now
Kissing my boobies
(boobies, boobies, boobies)
like Stevie Wonder
(wonder, wonder, wonder)
Kiss my arsehole
there I'll make U bastard
(bastard)
I'll make U bastard, oh bastard

In this Renault Senic
that I brought in 1992
I can't find this criminal accusation
Standing can't be false, nothing's ever so true
I'm Irish now like Barry White's ass

If I tell U a story, don't sex me up
There I'll be neat again
Underneath these circuses and lies
how did I know this isn't bad
Blinded by bling just like me
it's going to hurl cos i'm not Chinese

U can kiss my boobies
(boobies, boobies, boobies)
I make you mustard
(mustard, mustard, mustard)
I wash all my bits
then I use Lynx deodrant
(deotrant)
AGAIN
I'll seen you vomit
(vomit, vomit)
choke on a BBC News rerun
there I used boobies, boobies
(boobies, boobies, boobies)

(BACKWARDS MESSAGE):
Hello, this is What Freaks and it is my only pleasure to have a Number 1 song in Egypt
Bye

Boobies, boobies
(can I please tell U later)
never, never
(speak to me again like Johnny Cash)
louder, louder
(then again, no)

Please don't be nice, telling all my mates
mates down the pubs in Bradford
Can I fucking see
my blue hair is boom
can I hear that Britney Spears hit Toxic

If I heard Nirvana, I fucking scream
scream my lungs out like Noel Coward
Blinded by a BBC rerun from 2003
Please be aware I can't finish my leash

Can't see my boobies
(boobies, boobies)
can't play with bastards
mind my own boobies
(boobies, boobies, boobies)
I drive my Renault
Renault

(LAUGH);
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh
shit

see U soon, Metallica