I never seen a diamond up my ass
I cut my wrists with wedding rings
And I'm not proud of my fake breasts
I'm with a lesbian family with penis envy

Every rap songs like strip clubs, pimpin', STD covered bathrooms
Cumstains, ball gags, doing heroin in the kitchen
We don't care about rhyming shit in our songs
Every rapper likes humping, fucking, fried chicken and watermelon
Private jets, cocaine and even Scarface
They don't care about their girlfriends, so they have affairs

And they'll never be loyal (loyal)
It don't run in their blood
They don't even give a shit
About their pathetic fucking fans
They deserves lot of rulers (rulers)
Penetrated up their asses
And baby they'll moan, they'll moan, they'll moan, they'll moan
We can't all be like Tupac

My friend and I we've cracked the code
Those rappers snort their dollars like it's cocaine
And everyone knows that's beyond money hungry
They are just a bunch of money pedophiles

Every rap songs like starting from the bottom and shooting crackers
Gold digging, garden hoes and doing drugs on the crapper
They don't care about writing meaningful fucking songs
Every country songs like sex and drugs and drinking lots of liquor
Sexy tractors and making cowboys look like pussies
Country is pretty much the same thing as rap

All you pop stars are spoiled (spoiled)
Especially you Lorde
You've made a lot of fucking money
Over an anti-money song
What do you do with that moolah (moolah)
Do you pick up after your dog
With that cash, that cash, that cash, that cash
Or did you spend it on a 3D TV