Song Parodies -> Pitch Forks
"Dark Horse" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"Pitch Forks" Parody by Krazy J/ Lil Kat
This is a song on where the Plebeians are rebelling against the Patricians for their Roman rights.
[Krazy J:]
Yeah
Ya'll know what it is
Lil Kat,
Krazy J, aha.
Let's rage

[Lil Kat:]
I knew you were
You were gonna mess with me
And here we are
But you better choose carefully
‘Cause I, I'm capable of raging
Of raging and leaving


Give me Patrician rights
We don't want to work for you
Don't make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you wanna play with our rights
Hey, you should know what you're giving up
Really do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you with my pitch fork.
Are you ready for, ready for
A huge walk out, huge walk out
Cause once we leave, once we leave
There's no going back

Mark my words
This walkout will make you weak
Like a bird
Like a bird with broken wings
Really
We will choose to walk away, we'll walk away
It's in the palm your hands patricians
It's a yes or no, no delays
So just be sure before you give my rights to us
All to us, give it all to us

So you wanna play with our rights
Hey, you should know what you're giving up
Really do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you with my pitch fork.
Are you ready for, ready for
A huge walk out, huge walk out
Cause once we leave, once we leave
There's no going back


[Krazy J - Rap Verse]
Uh
They're the beasts
We think they're stupid(come back)
they'll take your rights out
Like they're puppeteers (woo)
Be careful
Try not to get them mad
Plebeians might walk out
Cause we will fall without them
We may fall and die
When you meet thm
If you get the chance you better tell them
They're bitter as lemons so if you don't give them rights
They'll turn cold as a freezer
Patricians need plebeians to survive but we can't let them have power
They have to be our support
We're gon' put them to work
Woo!
Dang I think we're screwed
This is so bad
We've lost and we are dead.
Someone else decide this.
I can't take this anymore.
Take away their rights
But then they'll go away
But they are so dumb,
Maybe we can fix this mess

[Lil Kat:]
So you wanna play with our rights
Hey, you should know what you're giving up
Really do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you with my pitch fork.
Are you ready for, ready for
A huge walk out, huge walk out
Cause once we leave, once we leave
There's no going back
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