"Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Supercalifagilisticmalcolmisahomo!
Every time he writes about me
That's his homo promo
He always talks about my dick
As if he wants to go low
Supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Because he was a fucked up fag
When he was just a lad
His father used to dress in drag
And his mom was scantly clad
But then one day they learned to pimp
Their sons ass to the scum
They used to dress him like Zed's gimp
He was payed crumbs for guzzling cum:

Oh, supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo!
Even though they say he sucks
He's alao know to blow though
He's taking his faggot freak fest
On a travelling road show
Supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
He went for a sex change
just the other day
He told the doctor he loved men
but hated being gay
He said Louie makes fun of him
every other day
The doctor cut his dick off
and asked what he feels like
Then Malcolm said he likes girls
And now the fag's a dyke!

She's supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo!
Supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo
Supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo
Supercalifaggilisticmalcolmisahomo!
"