Song Parodies -> Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" Based on the performance by Johnny Marks
"Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer" Parody by Andrew Woodard
On Dagger, on Diggler, on Poker, on Dick'sIn, Cummer and Pubic and DoneHer and Clitzen! But do you recall - the least well hung reindeer of all?
Rudolph the small-dicked reindeer
Had a very tiny schlong.
If you could ever find it,
You would never call it long.

All of the other reindeer
Used to think that sex was great.
But not for poor old Rudolph,
Who'd sit at home and masturbate! (wank wank wank)

Then one kinky Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph, with your tiny dick,
Won't you turn my elves a trick?"

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee: (Do Me!!)
"Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer,
King of Bestiality!"
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Red Ant - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO! You corrupted this Christmas tune perfectly... reminds me, I need to get my "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer" over here...
James Jennings - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You did a great job on this parody it was really funny......Loved the name of the reindeers at the intro.
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Oh, how I love a good innocent song smut-ified by your unique talents. :)

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