Song Parodies -> Angel Long (Uncensored Rap)
"Battlestar Scralatchtica" Based on the performance by Incubus
"Angel Long (Uncensored Rap)" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
I go on motherfuckin' Freeview on 93
there's a channel called Television X, I like watching that fat piece of shit
All them girls are fit on there
Lolly Badcock, Syren Sexton, hundreds of them
U name it
Don't give a toss cuz I am bitch
Where is Angel Long
I wanna see her now not tomorrow
I've waited so long
i love her
she's my Lorena, and i'm her John

Give me some fuckin' fresh air and respect
cuz i'm trying to watch Television X
Noisy neighbours partying, hoovering and not giving a wank I turn it up fucking loud so I can hear

(ANGEL LONG):
Hey U, cum here, get ready to suck dick

3 people come here
watchin' my porn
Dishwash this bitch (shut up)
I am tired of you
You motherfuckin' neighbours

Right, here it is

OI, FUCK YOU
STOP WATCHIN' CBBC
I AM TRYING TO WATCH TELEVISION X IN PEACE
TO GET F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCKING CLOSE TO ANGEL LONG
Yeah

I've waited so long
back in Swindon, October 2002
when I started watchin' porn
until I went out fuckin' this Angel Long

YEAH

(ANGEL LONG):
Get ready to suck cock, cuz I fuckin' love it
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