Song Parodies -> Welcome To Hernia
"Welcome To Paradise" Based on the performance by Green Day
"Welcome To Hernia" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Nowhere do you think that i'm still here
it still takes me there when i'm up there
oh no, please did U hear crying
maybe it was the reason that I was on my own
I am now on my own

Please God, can u fuck us
oh where are my jeans
is it me or are they callin' Jesus now, I hope i'm strong
or just fucking big n' strong

Welcome to hernia

Where were my jeans, though U left me crying
i'm not a Russian god's billionaire this night did close my eyes
i'm about to open my doors and i'm up there so alone

Oh Jeez, can U hear us
or is it Paracetamol
don't mention that to me right now
oh, where are my jeans now
I musn't smear 'em with poop

Welcome to hernia
Hell, yeah

Woo!

Dear God, can U find my jeans now
is it me or am i fucking alone
this night had closed my front door
to get some air in my lungs, and some REO Speedwagon up my ass

Now, have you found them
it's been 998 years since I've had them last
you are a superhero for finding out where they were

Welcome to hernia
Oh, yeah
welcome to hernia
oh, yeah

One more time
Welcome to hernia
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