Song Parodies -> Big Knockers
"Kim" Based on the performance by Eminem
"Big Knockers" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
This is a song for all the ladettes in the house
who have big knockers and loads of shit
everytime I look around, there's Kathryn Morris snogging a ho
I wanna date her, choke her, shag her, dump her in a wheelie bin
you shouldn't mess around wit' me

Ooh, what you say, yeah
that girl's got big knockers
need to pass around, duck around
even kiss me like Moby Dick

(SAMPLE): Beck - 'Deadweight'

Even if U try and fuck me
I try to be glitter, hitter, kisser just like REO Speedwagon
My fucking sister ran away from me snogging fast, that girl Kesha
Shut up or I'll fucking beat you
tire you black like Michellin
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