Song Parodies -> My Beloved Pornstar
"My Beloved Monster" Based on the performance by Eels
"My Beloved Pornstar" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
My beloved pornstar and me
oh, brings joyful memories
where I can tell U to 'fuck' off
I can watch all the movies

I can suck my fucking dick
that's only 76,000 inches wide
it comes from living in my bum where I am now

My beloved pornstar and me
I hide all these secrets
I'm going to lay her in bed for cocksure Miami
I'm only 107

I wasn't so nice to her
I kept playing her backwards again
I come from kissing my ass in Paris

My beloved pornstar is hot
She is from Belfast
wish I played her nicely great
I am from the industry

Open up my mind please, you freak
that comes between U2 and Paris Hilton
this comes from you, wrecking my beat

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na

(PORNSTAR SINGS AND TALKS)
She drives me crazy
Hi, i'm Miss Belfast
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