Well, you can suck it, you can bite it,
You can twist it, you can tie it when you bop.
When the record starts a spinnin'
You start pumpin' and a grinnin' when you bop.
Feel the good sensations that go with masturbation when you bop.

Ah, let's go home and bop.
Come with me and bop. (oh baby)
Let's go home and bop. (oh baby)
Come with me and bop.
Come on, let's go home and bop.

Well, you can lube it, you can grease it,
You can really start to please it when you bop.
Put "whack off" on your to-do list.
Cause orgasms are the coolest when you bop.
You don't need to boff, cause you can get your rocks off, when you bop!
Let's go!

Ah, let's go home and bop.
Come with me and bop. (oh baby)
Let's go home and bop. (oh baby)
Come with me and bop.
Come on, let's go home and bop.

You better close the door, you betcha,
Never let your mama catch ya when you bop.
If you think about your sister,
Just imagine that you fist her when you bop.
Makes you feel so manly, keepin' it in the family when you bop.

So you're feelin' nice and calm,
But now you've gotta shave your palm because you bopped.
And you might be goin' blind,
You're havin' trouble readin' signs because you bopped.
Even kings and princes gotta face consequences when they bop.
Oh No!

Ah, let's go home and bop.
Come with me and bop. (oh baby)
Let's go home and bop. (oh baby)
Come with me and bop.
Come on, let's go home and bop.