Song Parodies -> Fuck My Children
"Teach Your Children" Based on the performance by Crosby Stills Nash & Young
"Fuck My Children" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Oh baby, you know what I want to do
well, fuck my children (oh yeah) Maybe I'm bored of having LSD for tea
and maybe you for tea

But there is something I know
between Jedi and the Beach Boys
(ooh wee oo)
I just fucking know
(oh, just I fucking know)

Oh, Mother
I wanna fuck my children
until they're 21-89
before they're go to bed
I read them Penthouse and i say good fucking bye

(GUITAR SOLO):
Wa-wa-wee-wa-wee-wa-wee-wa-wee-wa-wa-wa-were-wee
CRUNK
wee-wee-widdly-widdly-woo

And I need to shit you
that I ain't corporate or just fucking somebody
oh, need to know there is 2 Siamese dreams ready for me last week of term
See my pussyhole, it's about 15,0000000 ounces
I squeeze it, I squeeze it all the time
then, Saddam Hussein comes out
What did I tell you about my dreams and ass
Am I just lickin' nobody
cuz' I hear you cry

Do you wanna fuck my children Maybe I too old for that
Oh yes
crying and bleedin' with Hussein resting my laurels on 67,8000 pieces of shit
I said
do you wanna fuck my children cos that's where I used to end Hopefully it'll end in pain

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