Song Parodies -> They Were Hot Lays
"Those Were The Days" Based on the performance by Cream
"They Were Hot Lays" Parody by Paul R
"I'm not sure I remember why, but one of Malcolm's recent entries inspired me to write this and I promised I would mention that. Wish I could remember why, though...I know it was a Hollies' song from the Graham Nash period...OH...I know...NOSTALGIA for bygone days - When it used to be easier to get laid (for me, anyway). Maybe it has something to do with me being young then and an old fart now...maybe...I think many of you will find the name of the original song's band appropriate as well..."
"(Instrumental Intro)

Way back in the frantic sixties when the love-making was free
Seemed that lots of girls around then were really easy
Real easy lays

Golden pubics spread wide for my eager dick to pound
Hoping that this wild chickÆs parents wouldnÆt hear me yell
I was in heaven

Oh, what great lays, yes they were, they were hot lays
They were hot lays, easy girls everywhere, where are they now?
TheyÆre Mom's
Good in the hay, yes they were, were fun to lay
Wonderful lays, yeah, for sure, really hot lays

(Instrumental break)

Thighs were spread; no underpants, you could cum right in their hair
Giving head forever, even after you had came
Cuming everywhere

(Instrumental break)

Oh, what great lays, yes they were, great in the hay
They were hot lays, easy girls everywhere, where are they now?
TheyÆre MomÆs
Great in the hay, yes they were, great fun to lay
Wonderful lays, yeah, for sure, fantastic lays "
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