When i get online, I have to watch US porn
maybe if it don't offend me
Briana Banks is fittest than she ever was

So maybe when I go outside
I'll meet her there (GUFFAWS)
Pulls back my behind there as I put some Slayer shit on

Do you see in 78 days of my udder
Left last night to make her cry inside

I saw Briana Banks
(before she had a blowjob)
m-m-m-motherfucking blowup
maybe I kiss my days goodbye

I see in 90 seeds in my arsehole Let me stay and whittle for 23 days in my ass

In the days of Briana Banks
looks hot, as I know
don't you ever dare touch her ass
as I have all her DVD's and dolls
Did you watch the AVN thing last week
she was freakin' hot
in 1997 when I saw herself
she was a big new shit in my VH1

I see million shits in my boobie Have more lines up my ass in gunshots

(POW)
in my days of Briana
she isn't very well
90 hot days made her suns rise then I OD'ed

I made her OD
on 45,0000 Pepsi's and an Irish accent
I had more days with her last year
spent talkin' loads of shite

(POW)