this young man
he played one
tortures playmates just for fun
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played two
don't believe in christmas poo
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played three
cooked up folks for his chili
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played four
picks on kenny cause he is poor
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played five
he's the meanest kid alive
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played six
taught a horse to chew off dicks
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played seven
he ain't gonna get to heaven
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played eight
went to jail for crimes of hate
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played nine
please don't warp his fragile mind
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home

this young man
he played ten
just be glad he's not your friend
with a sad sack mom on crack
hear him whine and moan
screw you guys, i'm goin' home