Song Parodies -> Candy The Crack Whore
"Frosty The Snowman" Based on the performance by Burl Ives
"Candy The Crack Whore" Parody by Matthias "As Seen On Amiright"
Candy, The Crack Whore
Was a horny, druggie ho With a full crack pipe, and torn pantyhose And two "things" she liked to show Candy, The Crack Whore Had IQ of snail, salt sprayed How she made her dough Internet show Called "Sexy Housewife Laid" There must have been Some drugs left in That old crack pipe, cops found For when they brought ole' Candy in On "Head" of Police went down Ho Candy, The Crack Whore Was as drugged as Love, Courtney With ten children Plays with "staff" And craves, like a butcher Loved all meat Candy, The Crack Whore Knew rich son was hot for lays So she said "You won I'll be yours for fun Just because I'll get cocaine" Did Trailer Village Took each "boomstick" in her hands Coming here, and there Showing off her pair Serving Chet next in the can She laid the town, each single clown She even did her pop And the only time that she was dressed Was when she went out to "shop" That Candy, The Crack Whore Had to hurry close her legs As she wiped her thighs Saying "Pay up guy" "Got to go take on those gays" Humpety, Hump, Hump Humpety, Hump, Hump Look at Candy's show Humpety, Hump, Hump Humpety, Hump, Hump Huffing those hills of snow Your Vote Counts
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