Song Parodies -> Candy The Crack Whore
"Frosty The Snowman" Based on the performance by Burl Ives
"Candy The Crack Whore" Parody by Matthias
"As Seen On Amiright"
Candy, The Crack Whore
Was a horny, druggie ho
With a full crack pipe, and torn pantyhose
And two "things" she liked to show

Candy, The Crack Whore
Had IQ of snail, salt sprayed
How she made her dough
Internet show
Called "Sexy Housewife Laid"

There must have been
Some drugs left in
That old crack pipe, cops found
For when they brought ole' Candy in
On "Head" of Police went down

Ho
Candy, The Crack Whore
Was as drugged as Love, Courtney
With ten children
Plays with "staff"
And craves, like a butcher
Loved all meat

Candy, The Crack Whore
Knew rich son was hot for lays
So she said
"You won
I'll be yours for fun
Just because I'll get cocaine"

Did Trailer Village
Took each "boomstick" in her hands
Coming here, and there
Showing off her pair
Serving Chet next in the can

She laid the town, each single clown
She even did her pop
And the only time that she was dressed
Was when she went out to "shop"

That Candy, The Crack Whore
Had to hurry close her legs
As she wiped her thighs
Saying
"Pay up guy"
"Got to go take on those gays"

Humpety, Hump, Hump
Humpety, Hump, Hump
Look at Candy's show

Humpety, Hump, Hump
Humpety, Hump, Hump
Huffing those hills of snow
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