I wake up in the afternoon
when I see my baby die
this comes afterwards
when I feel like Dynasty, I were asleep, fucking in my bedroom
we can't be alone now, if I kill myself
Ireland's for hire, well i'm shagging in the dark

Oh, just shagging in the dark

I go home in the nightlife
when I see my MTV go explicit
There's a Croatian roadie
playing drums just like Malcom X
I shag my nanny
my nanny's from Sunderland, UK
U can't shag my nanny
well, i'm shagging in the dark
Oh, just i'm shagging in the dark
(MESSAGE):
Howay, man

I know my nanny abused me
for watching Dynasty
if she'll saw me seeing The Who I had to go to bed just like Bruce Lee
I go to the dentist, humping him so bad
oh, we're just shagging in the dark