(VOICEMAIL):
This is Mr Happy here, and as it's Friday tonight! we're having fun

If you speak to yourself, don't say a word
only climb up like Mel Brooks
I've shagged him senseless when I was 15
over there, it was Ricky Tomlinson

Oh
better reach for the sky (better know why)
shagging a girl but drinking some Thai food

Oh shag you, you, you
push my ass in the airport
Oh shagging you, you, you
I ain't no more fun
to the right, or the left because I erected you
sang me some shite in my old folks' home

Only it's angry, I don't give a fuck
shagging some birds down Japanese culture
I wish I was singing 'O Superman' not 'Paranoid'
although those 2 are 1 hits evah
In the bathroom I shag
I hope I grow so old
just before I'm fucking a scoop

Oh shagging you, you, you
Talking Irish to my high
Shagging you, you, you
reading Winston Churchill's ass
if I see me again, jumping down on prices
mutter under my shit to the U2 concert

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