Song Parodies -> Stalker
"Kate" Based on the performance by Ben Folds Five
"Stalker" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
In June 1997
I was a 21-year-old Brummie
having sex with blondes, oh shit
I ain't got no MTV

When the DJ played his record
he heard some snogging, I don't ever go here
Have U got more shits than this
Because this blonde was only 16 She could be, she could be my own stalker

Stalker
Stalker

On 22.6.97 we went to bed and watched adult porn
I just did poop, nowhere poop in my pants
then she left me for Heather Matarazzo

And ignore these Brummie blondes
oh no
I need her and see her
I'm her stalker
stalker
stalker

Up by the Toronto CN Tower
she used 56 f""ks again
I see her in 2005
But I was so nice to her afterwards

Stalker

These days I'll know herself now But if I repeat that night
I'll be her

Stalker
Stalker
Stalker
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