Song Parodies -> Tasty Crack Diner
"Paperback Writer" Based on the performance by Beatles
"Tasty Crack Diner" Parody by Johnny B Baade
Sweet slurping, madam, in your recessed nook
Have no fear I'll bite, tongue will make a hook
Basting my nozzle that's between your ears
As you clean my knob, you scream, "Eat me, dear!
You tasty crack diner, tasty crack diner!"

While my squirt is pouring where your words began
I'm lingually rife where your snatch is manned
My tongue is working in your male-please swale
Give you a head job, cuz I want a treat
A tasty vagina, tasty vagina

Tasty vagina, gina, gina, gina

Feel my mouth invasion as I'm breaking through
I'm not biting, although I'm eating you
I'll make my tongue longer it you like that style
I can make it pound like a driven pile,
A tasty crack diner, tasty crack driver

I can really lick it, I'm lingually lithe
In your spayed vermillion where no ova thrive
You say, "Tongue, return it, it's not finished here!"
I'd taken a break to get the yeast cleared
Baked in your vagina, baked in vagina

Tasty crack diner
Gaping vagina
Baked in vagina
Ain't ate one finer
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Andy Primus - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one. 2 enjoyable things - tasty pussies & tasteless parodies
Mitch45 - March 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Excellent vocabulary!!
MIKE - April 29, 2023 - Report this comment
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