Song Parodies -> These Girls
"Them Bones" Based on the performance by Alice In Chains
"These Girls" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
(GIRL #1); Ow
(GIRL #2): Ow
(GIRL #3): Ow
(GIRL #4): Ow

Just thinkin' of me
these girls are brunette
I wish that I cannot
dream about them in Chocolat

I weren't so free at last
Big enough hairdos for these girls

(GIRL #5): Ow
(GIRL #6); Ow
(GIRL #7); Ow

Don't get me wrong on their Southern accents
Ask them which part of Dallas are they from (i will)

I felt so alone meeting these when I was 24
(these girls)

I said 'goodbye' to 7 of them when they're died
I wonder why I am so much ass
I feel so fuckin' high, god I know I hadn't seen this

I am so fuckin' high, I had to wish them luck
(oh these girls)
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