I would throw you in the Oscars I will throw you in the lake
you wouldn't go enough for pop I like to masturbate that Best Film
Oh, you wasn't very sexual
Maybe I don't give a fuck anyway Oh, you weren't so very buns
And I do give 34 fucks anyway

Underneath the seat at the Oscars
muttering something in my ears Oh how many fucks do I hate
I can imagine being Best Actress
Oh, I didn't dam that actress
and I can't give a shit anyway
Oh, sex with Scarlett from Thunderbirds
And I can go so far away

Did you see Hallie Berry crying like Bjork
or I can whistle a movie song
Yeah

(VOICE OF JAMIE FOXX):
and the award for Best Picture goes to Fahrenheit 9/11

I am so sick of that film Titanic 2003 was my 2nd Oscars going oh, maybe I can shag
why did I watch Titanic at night

Oh, I can shag Kate Winslet
maybe I go for a blowjob
Oh, yes I mutter to myself under my breath of shit (not sin)
oh I fucking shit so far away