Nice work, PP. Did you mean to spell "coming" as "cuming," though? (LOL)

I probably should have spelled it 'cuming" but It creeps me out to see it spelled that way.. just one of my weird quirks.

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How clever! I was thinking it was going to be about a black man referred to as a "horse." I have been trying to make a beastiality song myself (I think it's the only sex topic I haven't covered). Maybe I'll change MJ's "P.Y.T." to "Chimpanzee" .

There's a song about kissing squirrels, so why not sex with horses... I love horses, but not that much!

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me and howie we have a little song for you guys if you don't mind

we wanna thank you 4 all of the best things of all time thank you 4 being a part of history we have a lot of more things to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and it has given to JUSTIN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN UM BBD

SO graphically hillarious! What a way you have with fart songs. And (true story), I was once half asleep soon after having sex with this chick, when I then heard myself let one out (I wonder if SHE heard it, too--or smelled it?)

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Great job! I had originally thought of using Diarrhea for this song, and I'm shocked you didn't, as well, given your love for bodily function parodies

Great work, as usual. It's SO funny to hear this type of stuff coming (or should I say 'cumming') from a female writer for a change. Tell your peeps to raise money for me to get a plane ticket to Dallas for our concert like we talked about!

Yes, the P.P. is a rare talent who can do this stuff without a Y chromosome, but don't forget about the esteemed Captain Bootylicious, who is a fantastic parodist in her own right.

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You and I really love to sing about farts! Are you on Facebook? I have to put a face to these lyrics--few women are cool enough to write stuff like this, sadly, at least in my experiences. I have an idea for this song called "All That Jizz"

It looks like you've made a few alterations, but this parody is already up on WF, credited to "anonymous." Was that you all along? If so, excellent work! This is one of my all time favorite parodies not written by me! If not, D'OH! you've been caught dumpster diving for recycled material ;-)

I made up this song 6 years ago. I have heard many different versions of it, but as far as I know, mine is the original. it was my first one.. no dumpster diving here!

Once again you have lived up to your title. Great work! Love the Duracel line. I had an idea for this one called "I Will Muff Dive." Regarding my Journey song, I hate hearing it in karaoke, too, which is why I now sing MY version to hopefully retire the original!

Thanks guys.

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Just wait till Red Ant sees this! He'll be in love. Oh, and you might enjoy my "Fetish Game" parody of RHCP "Aeroplane." Who is this masked woman bursting onto the scene? ;-)

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This song made me laugh AND get horny at the same time!

Great stuff! This song really hits home. I wonder how many other women feel like you do. They need to call me (lol)

HUT HUT HUT MOY I'M KILLING YOU ALL DAY I'M KILLING YOU I'M KILLING YOU

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Ah, great pervs think alike. You should check out my version from last year called "I Totally Shit When I Fart"---they love it when I sing that at karaoke bars

I'm totally picturing the scene in Purple Rain where the Time sang this song. Your version should be featured in a different movie called "Purple Vein" or something. Maybe "Clogged Up Drain"? Nice job!!!!

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FANTASTIC!! I always hated this song growing up, and now I have a reason to love it. You should check out my songs dealing with this subject matter---Elton John's 'Tiny Pecker' and 'Little Weenie'. And I have a song dealing with the opposite situation--Duran Duran's 'Hung Just Like a Mule' (complete with a video performace on youtube)

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Funny, funny, funny, as usual Leah (my Texas sister from another mister)