That's some good work. I didn't realize women also called it "head," when we go down on them, so I was actually expecting you to be man, but to be a chick writing this made it even funnier (most women I meet are uptight with perverted parody music, sadly). You'll have to read my "Cum With My Dildo" song, as I think you'll really appreciate it based on this one.

PLEASE look me up on Facebook and add me ("Lon Brown"---I'm kissing a dolphin in my profile pic). I NEED more female friends like you!

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RIP Rick James

A great answer to my own gay Offspring offering ;-) Leopard thong strap - LOL!

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Keep this up and Zamorano's gonna send you flowers for Valentine's. ;-)

Where is this corner?

LOL! Hey, everybody loves the mystique of a seedy hooker.

Good one - makes me want to rush out and have me one of those crack head whore bitches.

Wouldn't it be great if Chevy Trucks had used YOUR version instead of Seger's for their ad campaign years ago? Check out my Lady Antebellum's "Flaccid Now" since we're on the subject of wet noodles

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Mastur... er...Masterpiece! You're a ringer... who knew you had these kinds of talents? ;-) Naughty wet slit? LOL! cumming on Fido? Tonguing a world leader's anus? ROFL! If you like Disney parodies, check my Lion King one.

Love it.

I'll be sure to check out the Lion King parody too.

Damn it, I couldn't find the Lion King parody that you said you had. Maybe it got taken down?

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Poppin' off a few rounds while at dinner with old Aunt Mabel?? Muahahaha!!!

Hey Captain B. I really dig your parodies---some of the best work on this entire site. I'm really curious as to who you are, what you look like, etc, too (esp with THAT screen name--lol), so if you're on Facebook, please look me up. My last name is Brown

GBV

Being poked in there just can't be wise - HAHA! And Preparation H definitely deserved the cameo in this song.

"Once you go short, you'll never go back!" "compact tripods" and "Baby, taste this Sweet 'n' Low" HAHA! Nice ones!

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Awesome!

I"ll always check my shoes when I put them on at the gym... and steer clear of turkey stew! oh and.... poor crow!! You continue to slay me. Keep up the fantastic work!

Thanks, guys!

This was awesome, CB. 555

LOL!

This is an idea that while easy to imagine is difficult to execute well and retain the pop-hop (I won't call it hip-hop) feel of the original. Needless to say, you pulled it off like a used jimmy hat ;-) Props!

Why, thank you!! It was more difficult, but I did my best to smut-ify it. ;-)

I think ya did an amazin job. You obviously have a knack for doing parodies of the Squick variety.

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Next time Can you do 1 without the lox r@p?

What's next for Julie Andrews: "My thrills come alive.... with the bound and goo-slick..."

HAHAHAHA - yes, please!

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Whhhhewwwww . . . Holy Crow

You write some really killer stuff, Captain B. Great work here again. PS: I accidentally deleted your account on the messageboard - sorry about that. Come make a new one and have some fun!

Thanks guys! Hey, Red Ant - I can't seem to get a confirmation e-mail from the message board to my Hotmail so I can register. Is there any way around that?

If you make a new account, I'll activate it manually - email confirmations are a bit slow/not working right now.

Thanks, Red Ant - that would help a lot. I registered again today.

You are now activated. You should be able log in as if you confirmed by email. If not, reply back here and I'll see what I can do.

Thanks - I can log in now! :)

Might end up on Dr. Phil... haha! or Jenny Jones!

Hey, Jones rhymes with bone - I definitely could have used that one too! :)

Hey there, Texy LongHorn!

Capt. B - I think that's a reference to the country & western nature of the song combined with a contrived phallic longhorn metaphor.

Well then, howdy, ;-) Thanks, Andrew! ;-)

Oops, my question mark symbol didn't show up after my howdy!

If this is Ariel singing this... um, how exactly would you screw her fish-scaled tail? Is there a camel toe hidden in there somewhere? ;-)

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4DB

ruff?

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I think Lindsay Lohan wants the rights to this if Avril doesn't beat her to it. Well done!

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Pre-approved financing? Myrtle old as dirt, World War I? Old, wrinkled snatch? Thanks to you, I've laughed mountain dew all in my keyboard! ;-)

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Flashers rule, hee hee.... A bruising with some whacks from her umbrella! cracked me up again :-)

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My immediate reaction: "Catholic upbringing."

LOL - punishment is more fun this way than the traditional "doing penance" way.

40 Lashes, can I take mine, as I'm "doing it " ?

I'm a sadist myself and I looove this parody.

Great subs for the original lines!

PEACE

Finely crafted, and good matches to the unique meter of this song. Rated 18A (or is it 52E?)

18A

Can't wait for the disco remix featuring hirsute 70's porn stars!

"Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe through that hair." - hold your breath, it's part of the fun. Don't know the original song, but I like your lyrics.

Hey, thanks guys!

YOUR WELCOME

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Hate the song but like the parody - don't understand why you got a 1 vote, why cum to a site like this if this sort of thing offends you - I wonder what they were expecting to find.

Hey, thanks! Yeah, I'm confused about the 1 vote. Maybe they liked the original too much and the parody ruined it for them. Or some people are just jerks.

This has got to be the best parody I've read so far. Great job! Excellent work. Thanks. Do you just post on this site or are there other ones with your parodies?

Great stuff. How could anyone give you less than a 4, let alone only a 1? What a lame ass! Check out my song fragment to this classic, as well as my version of "It's My Life"