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Parody: Billy Dean
Have to admit the topic is not really to my tastes and MJ parodies are overdone, but solid craftmanship here, Andrew. Can't objectively vote it though, sorry.
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Parody: Fetish Game
Thanks again, Andrew! Much better than the original, this should be recorded. 5s
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Parody: Frosty the Flasher
Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.
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Parody: Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)
I think "blowing the meaner guys twice" gives quite the mental image here. lol Love it!!
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Parody: Go Diego Go (to the bathroom)
1's? tough crowd. Yeah it's not that funny to the jizz-twat crowd, but you gotta admit it meets the pacing of the original.
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Parody: Kids in Lots of Places
Never heard the 3rd verse before, but great work all the same. Stop fucking so much: child support is a kille. =)
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Parody: Masturbation
This was a work of freakin' art! Hilarious and finely crafted! Would definitely beat off any competition.
I just realized there is more to the song than I've included.
Have you ever shoved an eight inch dildo up your ass?
You can bump against your prostate gland and it's a blast!
But I better go see my doctor, 'cause my dick's broke out in hives.
Must be from the things that we do when we get away from our wives.
[repeat chorus]
That was fucking Hilarious Dude!
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Parody: Middle School Teacher Ma'am
Most educational.
A wonderful combination of true story and naughty humor, lol!
A funny & entertaining read
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Parody: Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
This is absolutely hilarious !
Maybe the funniest I have ever read. I love the "beastly memebr" line. My friends and I laughed till we cried. Great job
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Parody: Nudist Woman
Excellent parody
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Parody: Pretty Bi (for a straight guy)
Your best work ever! Hilarious - I love it!
lol, good one Andrew
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Parody: Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer
LMAO! You corrupted this Christmas tune perfectly... reminds me, I need to get my "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer" over here...
You did a great job on this parody it was really funny......Loved the name of the reindeers at the intro.
LOL! Oh, how I love a good innocent song smut-ified by your unique talents. :)
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Parody: Shapeless
I like how I can really get an image of this girl from reading your verses. Kind of sad, really, this poor girl with no hips, stuffing her face, lol! Great parody!
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Parody: WhatFreaks
you want me to give you love in your comment box? what am I, fucking Larry Craig?
You're fucking Larry Craig? Sorry, but Lewinsky still has you beat. You'll never be a household name unless you blow Colin Powell or something. Once you go black....
You're absolutely right, this is way better than Amiright. I am sick of Amiright too, and it's all because of an asshole named Agrimorfee and his annoying friends Guy and Red Ant. However made them authors must have been a fucking moron. I hope they all die. Great song btw.
I meant no offense by that last comment, I was drunk. You know, i'm a bit of sadist.
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