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Parody: Anal is Harmless
Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
It most definitely is......unless you have HIV!!



Parody: Arouse Yourself
Captain Bootylicious - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Your best one EVER!!! :-D
Lon - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree!! You took this stuff to a "hole" new level, Andrew!



Parody: Billy Dean
Dark Ant - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Have to admit the topic is not really to my tastes and MJ parodies are overdone, but solid craftmanship here, Andrew. Can't objectively vote it though, sorry.
kevin - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Billy Dean? like, the country singer?



Parody: Blind
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great matching of the vowels in this song on your part. It was fun following your parody while listening to the original on youtube. "Anticipation" with "masturbatiion" was funny. I like the simple message in this parody which tells someone to stop masturbating and go get laid. Nice work. All 5's from me.
Doc Woody - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for taking the time to Youtube the original song. Nobody on this side of the pond knows about Take That, so my audience is limited for this parody. Same for my country parodies, as most Whatfreakers wouldn't know a country song if it ran over their dog and stole their girlfriend.



Parody: Check You For Dick
Doc Woody - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
yo Daunte, check this. I forgot how fuckin' funny this one is, and I'm not even drunk!



Parody: Crabs Really Blow
Clear - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
This was a bit disturbing, but still it is well paced and a bit funny. I eveni laughed a bit too. LOL



Parody: Dead of Stroke
Lon - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment
OMG--all 5's, but that has to be the most tasteless song of all time!! Check out my latest work, Elton John's "Tiny Pecker"
Doc Woody - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Lon, are you sure it's more tasteless than my Patrick Swayze... "now I've had the time of my DEATH, no I've never felt decay before. Yes I swear, I'm confused, cause I'm turning all to ooze." ? hehe
Parody Princess - May 31, 2010 - Report this comment
So sick.... I love it!



Parody: Fellatio
Joe Poe The Hoe - November 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Should have worked the gay into it...
Doc Woody - June 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Meh, it was written in 1992 when I was in grade 10. Just before gay acceptance hit mainstream. Being a straight virgin I focused on my own visions of fellatio.



Parody: Fetish Game
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Andrew! Much better than the original, this should be recorded. 5s
Daunte Lapree Carter - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
MMMMMMMMMM.
Doc Woody - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
If there's one thing I'd change here, I'd change the safe word from "bellhop" to "bad cop". it's a bit more noir and appropriate for the scene.



Parody: Frosty the Flasher
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.
Daunte Lapree Carter - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
All 5's from me. Nice content and it was well written. You were right on time with the pacing too. Nice work.



Parody: Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I think "blowing the meaner guys twice" gives quite the mental image here. lol Love it!!
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I really like the 1st 4 phrases in your parody. Nice hook on the start of the parody. Nice.



Parody: Go Diego Go (to the bathroom)
Andrew Woodard - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
1's? tough crowd. Yeah it's not that funny to the jizz-twat crowd, but you gotta admit it meets the pacing of the original.
Pinner - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I think it's solid.. pretty tough crowd is right



Parody: Homey Got Sack
Lon - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
This might be your best work, ever, Andrew!



Parody: Kids in Lots of Places
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Never heard the 3rd verse before, but great work all the same. Stop fucking so much: child support is a kille. =)



Parody: Legacy of a Head Man
Lon - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
If Bill was reading this song, he'd say, "You say 'intern,' I say 'MYYYY turn'!"



Parody: Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Queerboys
Daunte Lapree Carter - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I like the parody for various reasons. One, the accent in your lyrics are strong and especially the context that you made in reference to your subject was beautiful in a sense, but it all shows your craftiness and your creative talents in parody writing. Great work!



Parody: Manjuice Squirtin' Over
Lon - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
All 5's!!



Parody: Masturbation
Chuck A. Spear - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a work of freakin' art! Hilarious and finely crafted! Would definitely beat off any competition.
AndrewWoodard - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I just realized there is more to the song than I've included. Have you ever shoved an eight inch dildo up your ass? You can bump against your prostate gland and it's a blast! But I better go see my doctor, 'cause my dick's broke out in hives. Must be from the things that we do when we get away from our wives. [repeat chorus]
Sean Zamorano - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fucking Hilarious Dude!



Parody: Middle School Teacher Ma'am
Johnny B Baade - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Most educational.
Captain Bootylicious - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A wonderful combination of true story and naughty humor, lol!
Andy Primus - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
A funny & entertaining read



Parody: Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
James Jennings - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is absolutely hilarious !
Chewey Stewalls - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe the funniest I have ever read. I love the "beastly memebr" line. My friends and I laughed till we cried. Great job
Doc Woody - June 26, 2018 - Report this comment
This song is now available for playback on soundclick.com! https://www.soundclick.com/bands3/default.cfm?bandID=1414731



Parody: My Shillelagh
yee - July 06, 2013 - Report this comment
yes
jerry - March 16, 2014 - Report this comment
How come we can't play the song ? It sounded awesome on the radio and I wished to hear it again. great job btw



Parody: Nudist Woman
James - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent parody
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The lyrics in the parody so different. I thought maybe it would have been better if the lyrics closely matched the original lyrics in the song, but other than that, you are very good at writing your own lyrics. Keep up the great work.



Parody: Office Fling
Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I wish I had a hot office fling!



Parody: Pretty Bi (for a straight guy)
Captain Bootylicious - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Your best work ever! Hilarious - I love it!
Red Ant - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
lol, good one Andrew



Parody: Prude Just Tried to Lay Me
Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Good work, Andrew. My friend had an idea for this yrs ago called "DUDE WAS CAROL BRADY" about a tranny



Parody: Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer
Red Ant - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO! You corrupted this Christmas tune perfectly... reminds me, I need to get my "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer" over here...
James Jennings - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You did a great job on this parody it was really funny......Loved the name of the reindeers at the intro.
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Oh, how I love a good innocent song smut-ified by your unique talents. :)



Parody: Shapeless
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I like how I can really get an image of this girl from reading your verses. Kind of sad, really, this poor girl with no hips, stuffing her face, lol! Great parody!



Parody: Steal Some Pussy
Lon - April 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Way to go!!



Parody: Teabagger
Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
One of your best, ever! All 5's



Parody: Wet Dream Reliever
Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work, Andrew. I'm glad my Monkees' song about nocturnal emission ("I'm a Wet Dreamer") inspired you to write this one.



Parody: We've Got Strange Desires
Parody Princess - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow.. I'd like to hear that song performed live...
Doc Woody - February 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, it only took four and a half years, but on Feb. 20, 2015 your wish came true. Long live Jacking off to Mom's perfume!! Haha



Parody: WhatFreaks
jerkoff - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
you want me to give you love in your comment box? what am I, fucking Larry Craig?
Andrew Woodard - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You're fucking Larry Craig? Sorry, but Lewinsky still has you beat. You'll never be a household name unless you blow Colin Powell or something. Once you go black....
Dr Music - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
You're absolutely right, this is way better than Amiright. I am sick of Amiright too, and it's all because of an asshole named Agrimorfee and his annoying friends Guy and Red Ant. However made them authors must have been a fucking moron. I hope they all die. Great song btw.
Dr Music (again) - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I meant no offense by that last comment, I was drunk. You know, i'm a bit of sadist.



Parody: White Trash Paradise
mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
yes