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Parody: Billy Dean
Dark Ant - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Have to admit the topic is not really to my tastes and MJ parodies are overdone, but solid craftmanship here, Andrew. Can't objectively vote it though, sorry.



Parody: Fetish Game
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Andrew! Much better than the original, this should be recorded. 5s



Parody: Frosty the Flasher
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.



Parody: Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I think "blowing the meaner guys twice" gives quite the mental image here. lol Love it!!



Parody: Go Diego Go (to the bathroom)
Andrew Woodard - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
1's? tough crowd. Yeah it's not that funny to the jizz-twat crowd, but you gotta admit it meets the pacing of the original.



Parody: Kids in Lots of Places
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Never heard the 3rd verse before, but great work all the same. Stop fucking so much: child support is a kille. =)



Parody: Masturbation
Chuck A. Spear - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a work of freakin' art! Hilarious and finely crafted! Would definitely beat off any competition.
AndrewWoodard - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I just realized there is more to the song than I've included. Have you ever shoved an eight inch dildo up your ass? You can bump against your prostate gland and it's a blast! But I better go see my doctor, 'cause my dick's broke out in hives. Must be from the things that we do when we get away from our wives. [repeat chorus]
Sean Zamorano - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fucking Hilarious Dude!



Parody: Middle School Teacher Ma'am
Johnny B Baade - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Most educational.
Captain Bootylicious - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A wonderful combination of true story and naughty humor, lol!
Andy Primus - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
A funny & entertaining read



Parody: Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
James Jennings - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is absolutely hilarious !
Chewey Stewalls - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe the funniest I have ever read. I love the "beastly memebr" line. My friends and I laughed till we cried. Great job



Parody: Nudist Woman
James - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent parody



Parody: Pretty Bi (for a straight guy)
Captain Bootylicious - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Your best work ever! Hilarious - I love it!
Red Ant - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
lol, good one Andrew



Parody: Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer
Red Ant - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO! You corrupted this Christmas tune perfectly... reminds me, I need to get my "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer" over here...
James Jennings - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You did a great job on this parody it was really funny......Loved the name of the reindeers at the intro.
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Oh, how I love a good innocent song smut-ified by your unique talents. :)



Parody: Shapeless
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I like how I can really get an image of this girl from reading your verses. Kind of sad, really, this poor girl with no hips, stuffing her face, lol! Great parody!



Parody: WhatFreaks
jerkoff - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
you want me to give you love in your comment box? what am I, fucking Larry Craig?
Andrew Woodard - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You're fucking Larry Craig? Sorry, but Lewinsky still has you beat. You'll never be a household name unless you blow Colin Powell or something. Once you go black....
Dr Music - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
You're absolutely right, this is way better than Amiright. I am sick of Amiright too, and it's all because of an asshole named Agrimorfee and his annoying friends Guy and Red Ant. However made them authors must have been a fucking moron. I hope they all die. Great song btw.
Dr Music (again) - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I meant no offense by that last comment, I was drunk. You know, i'm a bit of sadist.