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Parody: Arouse Yourself
Your best one EVER!!! :-D
I agree!! You took this stuff to a "hole" new level, Andrew!
i remember they had a megastunt
2nd they did madder than you
3rd they had to slide down and they had 2 climb some kind of cargo net while wearing protective helmets
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Parody: Billy Dean
Have to admit the topic is not really to my tastes and MJ parodies are overdone, but solid craftmanship here, Andrew. Can't objectively vote it though, sorry.
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Parody: Bitches
YES
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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Parody: Blind
Great matching of the vowels in this song on your part. It was fun following your parody while listening to the original on youtube. "Anticipation" with "masturbatiion" was funny. I like the simple message in this parody which tells someone to stop masturbating and go get laid. Nice work. All 5's from me.
Thanks for taking the time to Youtube the original song. Nobody on this side of the pond knows about Take That, so my audience is limited for this parody. Same for my country parodies, as most Whatfreakers wouldn't know a country song if it ran over their dog and stole their girlfriend.
NO
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Parody: Check You For Dick
yo Daunte, check this. I forgot how fuckin' funny this one is, and I'm not even drunk!
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Parody: Dead of Stroke
OMG--all 5's, but that has to be the most tasteless song of all time!! Check out my latest work, Elton John's "Tiny Pecker"
Lon, are you sure it's more tasteless than my Patrick Swayze... "now I've had the time of my DEATH, no I've never felt decay before. Yes I swear, I'm confused, cause I'm turning all to ooze." ? hehe
So sick.... I love it!
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Parody: Don't Go Shavin' Boyfriends' Balls
hey has anyone seen Mike Rotch Lately?
I think that is a lyric from Phony Calls by Weird Al Yankovic Not sure
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Parody: Enter Hand-man
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BYE BYE BYE
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Parody: Fetish Game
Thanks again, Andrew! Much better than the original, this should be recorded. 5s
MMMMMMMMMM.
If there's one thing I'd change here, I'd change the safe word from "bellhop" to "bad cop". it's a bit more noir and appropriate for the scene.
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Parody: Four Inches Hung
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Parody: Frosty the Flasher
Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.
All 5's from me. Nice content and it was well written. You were right on time with the pacing too. Nice work.
YES
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Parody: Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)
I think "blowing the meaner guys twice" gives quite the mental image here. lol Love it!!
I really like the 1st 4 phrases in your parody. Nice hook on the start of the parody. Nice.
thank u
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Parody: Glory, Glory, Let Me Do Ya
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Parody: Go Diego Go (to the bathroom)
1's? tough crowd. Yeah it's not that funny to the jizz-twat crowd, but you gotta admit it meets the pacing of the original.
I think it's solid.. pretty tough crowd is right
DAWG
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Parody: Hunk! The L.A. Tabloids Sing
9DA
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Parody: I Just Can't Wait To Get Laid
doh!
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Parody: Kids in Lots of Places
Never heard the 3rd verse before, but great work all the same. Stop fucking so much: child support is a kille. =)
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Parody: Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Queerboys
I like the parody for various reasons. One, the accent in your lyrics are strong and especially the context that you made in reference to your subject was beautiful in a sense, but it all shows your craftiness and your creative talents in parody writing. Great work!
thanks
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Parody: Manjuice Squirtin' Over
All 5's!!
ZZZZ
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Parody: Masturb8er Boi
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Parody: Masturbation
This was a work of freakin' art! Hilarious and finely crafted! Would definitely beat off any competition.
I just realized there is more to the song than I've included.
Have you ever shoved an eight inch dildo up your ass?
You can bump against your prostate gland and it's a blast!
But I better go see my doctor, 'cause my dick's broke out in hives.
Must be from the things that we do when we get away from our wives.
[repeat chorus]
That was fucking Hilarious Dude!
yeah
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Parody: Middle School Teacher Ma'am
Most educational.
A wonderful combination of true story and naughty humor, lol!
A funny & entertaining read
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Parody: Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
This is absolutely hilarious !
Maybe the funniest I have ever read. I love the "beastly memebr" line. My friends and I laughed till we cried. Great job
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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Parody: My Shillelagh
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Parody: The Night the Nuns Put Out in Georgia
AHM
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Parody: Nudist Woman
Excellent parody
The lyrics in the parody so different. I thought maybe it would have been better if the lyrics closely matched the original lyrics in the song, but other than that, you are very good at writing your own lyrics. Keep up the great work.
yes
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Parody: Plump
AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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Parody: Pretty Bi (for a straight guy)
Your best work ever! Hilarious - I love it!
lol, good one Andrew
YES
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Parody: The Purple Pecker Sucker
YEAH
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Parody: Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer
LMAO! You corrupted this Christmas tune perfectly... reminds me, I need to get my "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer" over here...
You did a great job on this parody it was really funny......Loved the name of the reindeers at the intro.
LOL! Oh, how I love a good innocent song smut-ified by your unique talents. :)
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Parody: Shapeless
I like how I can really get an image of this girl from reading your verses. Kind of sad, really, this poor girl with no hips, stuffing her face, lol! Great parody!
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Parody: Straight Up My Asshole
ER THE SONG IS Called straight up
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Parody: Traci Lords Porno Star
errrrrrrrrrrr
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Parody: We've Got Strange Desires
Wow.. I'd like to hear that song performed live...
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Parody: WhatFreaks
you want me to give you love in your comment box? what am I, fucking Larry Craig?
You're fucking Larry Craig? Sorry, but Lewinsky still has you beat. You'll never be a household name unless you blow Colin Powell or something. Once you go black....
You're absolutely right, this is way better than Amiright. I am sick of Amiright too, and it's all because of an asshole named Agrimorfee and his annoying friends Guy and Red Ant. However made them authors must have been a fucking moron. I hope they all die. Great song btw.
I meant no offense by that last comment, I was drunk. You know, i'm a bit of sadist.
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Parody: When I Spread Her
yes
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