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Parody: Arouse Yourself
Captain Bootylicious - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Your best one EVER!!! :-D
Lon - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree!! You took this stuff to a "hole" new level, Andrew!
mike - May 03, 2011 - Report this comment
i remember they had a megastunt 2nd they did madder than you 3rd they had to slide down and they had 2 climb some kind of cargo net while wearing protective helmets



Parody: Billy Dean
Dark Ant - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Have to admit the topic is not really to my tastes and MJ parodies are overdone, but solid craftmanship here, Andrew. Can't objectively vote it though, sorry.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
ela



Parody: Bitches
MIKE - May 03, 2011 - Report this comment
YES NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT



Parody: Blind
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great matching of the vowels in this song on your part. It was fun following your parody while listening to the original on youtube. "Anticipation" with "masturbatiion" was funny. I like the simple message in this parody which tells someone to stop masturbating and go get laid. Nice work. All 5's from me.
Doc Woody - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for taking the time to Youtube the original song. Nobody on this side of the pond knows about Take That, so my audience is limited for this parody. Same for my country parodies, as most Whatfreakers wouldn't know a country song if it ran over their dog and stole their girlfriend.
NO - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
NO



Parody: Check You For Dick
Doc Woody - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
yo Daunte, check this. I forgot how fuckin' funny this one is, and I'm not even drunk!



Parody: Dead of Stroke
Lon - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment
OMG--all 5's, but that has to be the most tasteless song of all time!! Check out my latest work, Elton John's "Tiny Pecker"
Doc Woody - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Lon, are you sure it's more tasteless than my Patrick Swayze... "now I've had the time of my DEATH, no I've never felt decay before. Yes I swear, I'm confused, cause I'm turning all to ooze." ? hehe
Parody Princess - May 31, 2010 - Report this comment
So sick.... I love it!



Parody: Don't Go Shavin' Boyfriends' Balls
yes - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
hey has anyone seen Mike Rotch Lately?
MIKE - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I think that is a lyric from Phony Calls by Weird Al Yankovic Not sure



Parody: Enter Hand-man
MIKE - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMETAKLLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
BYE BYE BYE



Parody: Fetish Game
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Andrew! Much better than the original, this should be recorded. 5s
Daunte Lapree Carter - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
MMMMMMMMMM.
Doc Woody - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
If there's one thing I'd change here, I'd change the safe word from "bellhop" to "bad cop". it's a bit more noir and appropriate for the scene.
MIKE - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Parody: Four Inches Hung
mike - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



Parody: Frosty the Flasher
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Running by nuns yelling 'suck my cock' just makes me bust a gut laughing, lol. Another wonderful smuttification of a timeless, innocent song.
Daunte Lapree Carter - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
All 5's from me. Nice content and it was well written. You were right on time with the pacing too. Nice work.
MIKE - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
YES



Parody: Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I think "blowing the meaner guys twice" gives quite the mental image here. lol Love it!!
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I really like the 1st 4 phrases in your parody. Nice hook on the start of the parody. Nice.
mike - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
thank u



Parody: Glory, Glory, Let Me Do Ya
MIKE - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Parody: Go Diego Go (to the bathroom)
Andrew Woodard - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
1's? tough crowd. Yeah it's not that funny to the jizz-twat crowd, but you gotta admit it meets the pacing of the original.
Pinner - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I think it's solid.. pretty tough crowd is right
MIKE - March 13, 2011 - Report this comment
DAWG



Parody: Hunk! The L.A. Tabloids Sing
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
9DA



Parody: I Just Can't Wait To Get Laid
mike - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment
doh!



Parody: Kids in Lots of Places
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Never heard the 3rd verse before, but great work all the same. Stop fucking so much: child support is a kille. =)



Parody: Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Queerboys
Daunte Lapree Carter - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I like the parody for various reasons. One, the accent in your lyrics are strong and especially the context that you made in reference to your subject was beautiful in a sense, but it all shows your craftiness and your creative talents in parody writing. Great work!
mike - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks



Parody: Manjuice Squirtin' Over
Lon - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
All 5's!!
ZZZZ - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
ZZZZ



Parody: Masturb8er Boi
mike - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
gtt



Parody: Masturbation
Chuck A. Spear - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a work of freakin' art! Hilarious and finely crafted! Would definitely beat off any competition.
AndrewWoodard - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I just realized there is more to the song than I've included. Have you ever shoved an eight inch dildo up your ass? You can bump against your prostate gland and it's a blast! But I better go see my doctor, 'cause my dick's broke out in hives. Must be from the things that we do when we get away from our wives. [repeat chorus]
Sean Zamorano - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fucking Hilarious Dude!
mike - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment
yeah



Parody: Middle School Teacher Ma'am
Johnny B Baade - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Most educational.
Captain Bootylicious - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A wonderful combination of true story and naughty humor, lol!
Andy Primus - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
A funny & entertaining read



Parody: Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
James Jennings - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is absolutely hilarious !
Chewey Stewalls - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe the funniest I have ever read. I love the "beastly memebr" line. My friends and I laughed till we cried. Great job
mike - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees



Parody: My Shillelagh
MIKE - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



Parody: The Night the Nuns Put Out in Georgia
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
AHM



Parody: Nudist Woman
James - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent parody
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The lyrics in the parody so different. I thought maybe it would have been better if the lyrics closely matched the original lyrics in the song, but other than that, you are very good at writing your own lyrics. Keep up the great work.
yes - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
yes
mike - April 17, 2011 - Report this comment
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



Parody: Plump
DAT - March 13, 2011 - Report this comment
AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT



Parody: Pretty Bi (for a straight guy)
Captain Bootylicious - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Your best work ever! Hilarious - I love it!
Red Ant - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
lol, good one Andrew
MIKE - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
YES



Parody: The Purple Pecker Sucker
ZZZZZZ - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
YEAH



Parody: Rudolph the Small Dicked Reindeer
Red Ant - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO! You corrupted this Christmas tune perfectly... reminds me, I need to get my "Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer" over here...
James Jennings - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You did a great job on this parody it was really funny......Loved the name of the reindeers at the intro.
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Oh, how I love a good innocent song smut-ified by your unique talents. :)



Parody: Shapeless
Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I like how I can really get an image of this girl from reading your verses. Kind of sad, really, this poor girl with no hips, stuffing her face, lol! Great parody!



Parody: Straight Up My Asshole
M&M - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
ER THE SONG IS Called straight up



Parody: Traci Lords Porno Star
mike - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
errrrrrrrrrrr



Parody: We've Got Strange Desires
Parody Princess - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow.. I'd like to hear that song performed live...



Parody: WhatFreaks
jerkoff - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
you want me to give you love in your comment box? what am I, fucking Larry Craig?
Andrew Woodard - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You're fucking Larry Craig? Sorry, but Lewinsky still has you beat. You'll never be a household name unless you blow Colin Powell or something. Once you go black....
Dr Music - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
You're absolutely right, this is way better than Amiright. I am sick of Amiright too, and it's all because of an asshole named Agrimorfee and his annoying friends Guy and Red Ant. However made them authors must have been a fucking moron. I hope they all die. Great song btw.
Dr Music (again) - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I meant no offense by that last comment, I was drunk. You know, i'm a bit of sadist.
mike - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
restttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Parody: When I Spread Her
mike - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment
yes