Song Parodies -> Shoot Shoot
"Shoop Shoop" Based on the performance by Whitney Houston
"Shoot Shoot" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
This parody is a story written in song form spoken from a woman's point of view.
verse1:

Everyone's balls get hugged sometime.
Sometimes it's long,
And sometimes it's wide.
For every dick, someone has held.
But there is a joint where, I stroke it well.
Yeah, yeah, spray it.

chorus:

Shoot shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me (all ya gotta do is spray it).

Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.

verse2:

Sometimes I'll gag,
And sometimes I'll cry.
Your dick's humongous - between my thighs.

When you've got friends to blow you well,
You smoke a joint, then you suck them well.
Yeah, yeah. Spray it.

chorus:

Shoot shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me. Shoot me.

Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo. Oh-

verse3 (bridge):

Cherries often broken,
When there are vir-gin women.
In my hole, there's latex in my layers.

If you're searching for a place you know,
A familiar place down in my hole.
You can feel inside my hole,
You're halfway there.-

verse4 (same as verse2):

Sometimes I'll gag,
And sometimes I'll cry.
Your dick's humongous - between my thighs.

When you've got friends to blow you well,
You smoke a joint, then you suck them well.
Yeah, yeah. Spray it.

chorus:

Shoot shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me. Shoot me.

Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
Shoot shoot
Shoot me boo.
If you want to hear the original recording of the song I'm parodying here, please go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si01ySl1Gxc
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mike - January 25, 2022 - Report this comment
r.i.p. whitney houston
MICHAEL - March 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
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