"Some say im gay but i say im different,
Ill never come out.
Whats up with these rainbows and this gay pride,
might as well just shout it out!

Dont question why,
i dont have that much gay pride,
Stuck in the closet,
Wondring' why my assholes so wide

I put on sunglasses stare at dudes asses,
I dont even know why.
My lovers asshole feels like a bowl of warmed up apple pie.

Now i know why,
I dont show my rainbow pride,
Because Texans will drag my ass
For hundreds and hundreds of miles!"