Song Parodies -> Even Better Than The Real Thing
"Even Better Than The Real Thing" Based on the performance by U2
"Even Better Than The Real Thing" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
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leaving on my pants, and i'm more satisfied
if i pull your pants down, i will breathe much grime
well my heart is barely age sixteen
my head is nothing maturing
leaving on my pants, let me be my lover for life

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you're a queer thing, i'm a queer thing
porn's a clean thing, even better than the real thing

give me one fab ass that i cannot say does reek
give me masc'line sacs whose grime doesn't make much a stink
a hundred miles i would walk to see
body-odor truly non-'fending
give me one man's ass, but i'll be not yearning to eat

you're a queer thing, i'm a queer thing
porn's a clean thing, even better than the real thing
my queer-type eye don't give me pride
you're hung, i'd better fantasize

right now, yeah, here i come
takes me higher, takes me higher
poo ain't admired, dudes are defiled
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