Song Parodies -> Delirious, Babe
"Mysterious Ways" Based on the performance by U2
"Delirious, Babe" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Ryan slips inside
Door's unlocked for him.
He can't wait to feel her sweet lips
Have love-making begin.
Later his wife sniffs his collar
Much to his dismay.
With a frown she questions him,
"Just where have you been today?"
Look -

He's thinking...
No beats to miss.
Dangerous suspicions
he must dismiss.

Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
With a girl? You're delirious, babe.
Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
With a girl? You're delirious, babe.
O-o-oh

Lizzie gropes his chest
Undoes his zipper again.
They fulfill each other's hunger like
They can't explain.
The work day is done.
Her husband's home, "Hon,
Why're there two wet towels in the shower
Instead of one?"
Thinkin' fast, girl.

She's got to hide it
Like times before.
That other man
Who she adores.
Yeah

Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
Another man? You're delirious, babe
Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
Another man? You're delirious, babe.

Nothing dear, nothing dear, no fear
They've gotten good at seeming sincere.
Oh...

He gives her a kiss and
Slips out the door.
She fixes the bed, makes
The house as before.
They work well together
Hiding their hot love in secret,
Craving each other.

Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
Someone else? That's delirious, babe
Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
Someone else? That's delirious, babe
O-o-oh

Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
Accusin' me? You're delirious, babe
Not a chance, not a chance, no chance
Accusin' me? You're delirious, babe

They count the days - 'til passions will blaze, o-o-oh...
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