Song Parodies -> Don't Fake The Girls
"Don't Take The Girl" Based on the performance by Tim McGraw
"Don't Fake The Girls" Parody by Matthias
Johnny's Buddy was going bar hoppin'
When he was 18 years old He told his parents that he'd be out late He had a car pool His dad thought that his kid was mild Said that would just be fine So they knew where they wanted to go A strip club, but they found a guy's behind And Johnny said "Take Jenny Johnson, take Tammy Thompson, take some lesbo" Take any girl that you want to, but that guy has to go Take me to any bar in the world Buddy, please don't fake the girls Same old boys, same no girls, ten years down the road They held ID's, and slipped themselves in Found a porno show Stranger told them about this one Three girls down on the farm Said: "There might be some gay men too, so just be alarmed" And Johnny said... "I used my money, my whole wallet, maxed out my credit cards" I took the advice that you gave me But now I am mentally scared And it made me hurl Dude please don't fake the girls Same old boys, still no girls, five years down the road They're gonna have a little fun, and he Said there's a place I know Stoner says the ladies are fine And we won't have to grieve Cause hot mammas are dating fast And hopefully no fairies And there they prayed "Take the virginity that you gave me, Take the shirt off her chest" I'd gladly take her kids if you'll let me I'd finally finish my quest Take the men out of the world God please don't fake this girl Johnny's Buddy was going bar hoppin He was 18 years old Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Remarkable! I watched the original video on youtube while following your parody's lyrics, and I loved the consistency of your lyrics with the lyrics to the original song. The pacing was right in line, about perfect. Great job again. I voted all 5's for you here. Thanks.
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Remarakable! i watched the original video on youtube while following your song lyrics and i loved the consistency of your lyrics with the lyrics 2 the original song the pacing was right in line about perfect great job again I voted all 55555s 4 u here thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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